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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago

Trump Admits Relationship With Epstein Severed After Dispute Over Dibs On Ivanka

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Trump Admits Relationship With Epstein Severed After Dispute Over Dibs On Ivanka

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago
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PALM BEACH, FL—Asserting that the pair had not been close “for decades” prior to the financier’s death, Donald Trump admitted Friday that his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein was severed after a dispute over dibs on the former president’s daughter Ivanka Trump. “We had a very good time for many years, but it was unfortunately Ivanka […]
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    You can tell this is from The Onion, because their sick relationship probably never soured.

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      … Because they absolutely would have just taken turns

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        7 months ago

        Eiffel Tower or Devil’s?

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      I mean, there was that post earlier today about someone having about 100 hours of voice recordings of interviews with Epstein about shit Trump told him, about the white house and otherwise.

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      Supposedly it did, but because Trump kept saying the quite part loud.

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