Not to be that guy, but that’s an Amazon package tracker. I demand accuracy for my shitposts.

I was mad I didn’t correctly guess where the map is showing.

Sulphur springs sounds like a horrible place to live.

Why would you ever give a street that name?

Ah, yes, that sweet rancid smell of rotting egg farts in the warm summer breeze. That’s exactly where I want to call home.