• masterofn001
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    3 hours ago

    Or… To quickly zip up and switch apps when the door opens and mom walks in without knocking.

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      2 hours ago

      Yeah I thought that too but isn’t it better to listen for footsteps? We all now that every etero man won’t see shit in the presence of a nice pair…

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        2 hours ago

        Can’t watch porn without headphones.

        Can’t hear footsteps with headphones on.