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minus-squareNotyou@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up89·9 hours agoSome guy came up to me when I first joined the military and told me “hey I got your name tattooed on my ass. Don’t believe me?” Sure enough there was “YOUR NAME” tattooed on his ass check. I’m pretty sure he just liked showing people his ass.
minus-squareN0body@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 hours agoI’m thinking that’s a combination of a lost bet and some cleverness.
minus-squareNotyou@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 hours agoIt wasn’t plump, like how I prefer but I could see why some people would think his ass was nice. Being fit and young and all that.
minus-squarebricklove@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·6 hours agoIt has to be if your name is on it
minus-squareTheFriar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 hour agoBecause your name is such dogshit that it makes everything around it nicer by comparison
Some guy came up to me when I first joined the military and told me “hey I got your name tattooed on my ass. Don’t believe me?”
Sure enough there was “YOUR NAME” tattooed on his ass check. I’m pretty sure he just liked showing people his ass.
I’m thinking that’s a combination of a lost bet and some cleverness.
Was it a nice ass at least?
It wasn’t plump, like how I prefer but I could see why some people would think his ass was nice. Being fit and young and all that.
It has to be if your name is on it
Because your name is such dogshit that it makes everything around it nicer by comparison