jeffw@lemmy.worldM to Pennsylvania@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoDonald Trump will ‘work the fry cooker’ at McDonald’s in Pa. this weekendwww.inquirer.comexternal-linkmessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up181arrow-down14cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up177arrow-down1external-linkDonald Trump will ‘work the fry cooker’ at McDonald’s in Pa. this weekendwww.inquirer.comjeffw@lemmy.worldM to Pennsylvania@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square26fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareRangerJosie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up89·2 months agoI don’t believe that for one fucking second. But im happy to be proven wrong. This is a man who’s never worked a day in his life. An 8hr shift running a fryer would kill him stone dead. If he could even do the job at all.
minus-squarejeffw@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up62·2 months ago8 hours? lol he’ll probably stand there for a minute, accidentally touch the wrong thing, and walk away with a burn
minus-squareFester@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·2 months agoA minute? He can stand there and do nothing for 39 minutes!
minus-square2001aCentenaryofFederation@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 months agoand he’ll call that burn an attempted assassination
minus-squaremipadaitu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoHe’ll drop a cup of ice in the fryer, it’ll boil over and get oil everywhere, and then he’ll walk away.
minus-squarescutiger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoDonald, the oil’s too hot! Quick, dump a bucket of ice in there before it catches fire!
minus-square【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoJust to be sure this would splatter oil violently around the room, right?
minus-squarescutiger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoQuite violently, yes. It’s essentially what happens at Thanksgiving every year when people try to deep fry a frozen turkey and burn their houses down.
I don’t believe that for one fucking second. But im happy to be proven wrong.
This is a man who’s never worked a day in his life. An 8hr shift running a fryer would kill him stone dead. If he could even do the job at all.
8 hours? lol he’ll probably stand there for a minute, accidentally touch the wrong thing, and walk away with a burn
A minute? He can stand there and do nothing for 39 minutes!
and he’ll call that burn an attempted assassination
He’ll drop a cup of ice in the fryer, it’ll boil over and get oil everywhere, and then he’ll walk away.
Donald, the oil’s too hot! Quick, dump a bucket of ice in there before it catches fire!
Just to be sure this would splatter oil violently around the room, right?
Quite violently, yes.
It’s essentially what happens at Thanksgiving every year when people try to deep fry a frozen turkey and burn their houses down.