Odigo2020@lemmy.zip to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoMy doctor says, "Rick, you're in denial about your diagnosis." But whenever I ask him what it is, he just tells me his favorite seasoning in a stereotypical Italian accent.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up1114arrow-down115file-text
arrow-up199arrow-down1message-squareMy doctor says, "Rick, you're in denial about your diagnosis." But whenever I ask him what it is, he just tells me his favorite seasoning in a stereotypical Italian accent.Odigo2020@lemmy.zip to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square2fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareApytele@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27arrow-down2·1 month agoToday I was reminded of one of my favorites: Why don’t robots have any brothers? They’re all transisters! …I’ll show myself out.
Today I was reminded of one of my favorites:
…I’ll show myself out.