OttoVonNoob to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 5 months agoI heard JD is banned from the aquarium.imagemessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up1417arrow-down17
arrow-up1410arrow-down1imageI heard JD is banned from the aquarium.OttoVonNoob to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square61fedilink
minus-squarebitwaba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoOf course the couch didn’t cum, it’s a fucking couch. What’s wrong with you people?!
minus-squareakakunailinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoI hate to be the one to tell you this, but maybe it’s just you who can’t bring the couch to completion…?
minus-squarebitwaba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoI’ll have you know I find Wet Ass Cushion to be incredibly offensive. I’ve interacted with many of them in my day and never have I met a cushion that wasn’t artificially wet. The couch orgasm is a myth.
Of course the couch didn’t cum, it’s a fucking couch. What’s wrong with you people?!
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but maybe it’s just you who can’t bring the couch to completion…?
I’ll have you know I find Wet Ass Cushion to be incredibly offensive. I’ve interacted with many of them in my day and never have I met a cushion that wasn’t artificially wet. The couch orgasm is a myth.