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  • Swallowtail@beehaw.org
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    5 months ago

    “But they drop leaves in the yard and that’s messy!”

    Ok?

    “And then I have to rake the leaves up!!”

    Why?

    “Because that’s what you’re supposed to do!”

    Why?

    Brain has BSOD

    • Knoxvomica
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      5 months ago

      You gotta mulch the he’ll outta that free sweet sweet leaf fertilizer.