That’s a really big bouncy mouse, duh.

Long tailed jack rabbit.

Of course it’s mid leap making it look distorted and strange. To compare, look at a standard toad resting and then watch as it contorts upon leaping into something near indistinguishable from its resting form.

A featherless biped

That deer looks like it has rabies

It’s a giant rodent riding an invisible quad bike.

You’ve spent too much time at the burn pits. That definitely doesn’t exist.

It hit me then bounced away!