• numbermess@fedia.io
    14·
    3 months ago

    I stopped watching TV when I was six months old Because it was so boring and stupid And started reading books And going to recitals And art galleries

    I don’t go to recitals anymore Because my hearing is too sensitive And I don’t go to art galleries anymore Because there are people there And I can’t deal with people Because they don’t understand me

    I stay home Reading books that are beneath me And working on my work Which no one understands

    I am sensitive I am a sensitive artist

    – King Missile

    • Deceptichum@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      5·
      3 months ago

      I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time, it’s detachable.

      – King Missile