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This inmate says rat gave birth in his pants- but no suprise

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This inmate says rat gave birth in his pants- but no suprise

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

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Her Majesty’s Penitentiary inmate Devon Fitzpatrick says early one morning in mid-May he woke up and felt something moving in the crotch of his pants. When he reached in, he discovered a rat had given birth there.

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  So, like if you look at photos from his coronation, check out his fingers.
  
  Pretty sure that’s from dialysis. I do know it’s a pretty good indication he won’t reign as long as his mom did.

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