Incase anyone doesn’t get the reference (because why the fuck would you?)
All I have to say in response to that passage is: “Weird flex, but ok”
Damn the Bible reads weird. Imagine a Facebook post:
“I killed so many people with this jawbone. It was a Donkey. It was in that one town. Now I’m thirsty…”
Iirc it’s weird because of translation. It makes more sense in Hebrew or Greek
Hmm let’s see …
טמבל אתה לא אמור באמת לבדוק את זה. רק תהיה מגניב בסדר
Nah that’s not any easier for me
Better to have slain 1000 asses with the jaw of a man, than to have slain 1000 men with the jaw of an ass.
Holy shit. He’s gonna murder his own children?
I mean, the old testament tells you to.
He can make two more just like them
Why is the father a chairtaur?
Is yours not?
Not anymore 🥲
His man titties are naturally pressed together :)