🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 26 days agoAnon can't find a good matchsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square68fedilinkarrow-up1275arrow-down136
arrow-up1239arrow-down1imageAnon can't find a good matchsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 26 days agomessage-square68fedilink
minus-squareameancow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·26 days agoEveryone knows if you hide it, it becomes highly unstable.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·26 days agoIf you suddenly observe it while using it the wave function collapses and you don’t wanna see how that ends.
minus-squareameancow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·26 days agoThe dildo being a wave-function basically exists as a sphere of all possible angles and orientations, what’s more, the closer you look at it, the more likely it will teleport into your neighbor’s kitchen.
Everyone knows if you hide it, it becomes highly unstable.
If you suddenly observe it while using it the wave function collapses and you don’t wanna see how that ends.
The dildo being a wave-function basically exists as a sphere of all possible angles and orientations, what’s more, the closer you look at it, the more likely it will teleport into your neighbor’s kitchen.