I’ve got a new job that I didn’t realize tested until after they gave me the offer (legal state), now I’m one week sober and drinking/sweating like a monster, but I’m not sure it’ll work in the one week I’ve got left before the start date.
Lots of websites suggest various detox drinks, but there’s often a profit incentive for them to say that.
I’m not afraid to spend money, I just want this to be over with. Anyone know of any drinks or strategies that worked for them?
Jazz detox has worked for me. Basically just drink so much water your piss is diluted.
Back in the day I was a piss tester in the army. If the specimen came back diluted it was an automatic fail. Idk how other places handle that but it failed for us because it was a sign of tampering.