Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months agoThis is not a record to be proud of.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square84fedilinkarrow-up1631arrow-down15cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1626arrow-down1imageThis is not a record to be proud of.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months agomessage-square84fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squarebhmnscmm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·6 months agoYou know, Jesus did grow up. You don’t always have to call him baby. It’s a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·6 months agoHe sure did grow up. And up and up apparently.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·6 months agoAdult Jesus and Baby Jesus are distinct Biblical Entities in the Biblical Monster’s Manual.
minus-squareSpaghettiYeti@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 months agoI think this went over everyone’s heads. It’s from Talladega Nights lol
minus-squareOutlierBluelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down5·6 months agoIts odd and off putting to pray to anything. Most people grow up and stop wishing on stars because it’s silly. But some of them keep asking an invisible man for nice things to happen their entire adult life.
minus-squarebhmnscmm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 months agoI like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, ‘I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party, too.’
You know, Jesus did grow up. You don’t always have to call him baby. It’s a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby.
He sure did grow up. And up and up apparently.
Adult Jesus and Baby Jesus are distinct Biblical Entities in the Biblical Monster’s Manual.
I think this went over everyone’s heads. It’s from Talladega Nights lol
Its odd and off putting to pray to anything. Most people grow up and stop wishing on stars because it’s silly. But some of them keep asking an invisible man for nice things to happen their entire adult life.
I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, ‘I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party, too.’