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const_void@lemmy.ml to Fuck Cars@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

If you don't drive a truck you're a wimpy loser and girls won't want to fuck you

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If you don't drive a truck you're a wimpy loser and girls won't want to fuck you

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const_void@lemmy.ml to Fuck Cars@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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What Focus Groups Think of the New Chevy Colorado
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Interesting - bring a focus group of kids, mature people, housewives, young single women, and guys with beards together and show them pictures of the same g...
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  • BlameThePeacock
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    Nothing says virility like a minivan. The proof is screaming in the back.

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.social
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    But if you ride a bike every day you’ll have an amiz ass and they will.

    That’s science.

    • bumblebrainbee@lemmy.ml
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      Can confirm. My husband rides his bike all the time. That ass is why I married him. And he’s nice to me lol

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        Yup. Been taking the bike to work for the past 5 years and my wife has been complimenting me on my ass more frequently. I even got a little squeeze the other day.

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    I don’t think I’ve ever seen an ad more obviously targeting the “men with tiny penises no self-respect” demographic.

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      men like that drive F250s and 350s, not Colorados

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    Wrong. Drive a Miata and you get to fuck girls and boys, clearly a far superior car here.

    According to their metrics anyway.

    • Reddit_Is_Trash@reddthat.com
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      Miata is always the answer

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    Weren’t these “real people, not actors” actually actors? I remember reading about these ads catching a lot of flak for that some time ago.

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      Yes, because it’s a commercial. They can say whatever they want until they get sued for lying.

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    It’s… it’s satire, right?

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      Just a dumb commercial targeting fragile men to buy trucks again

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    Please tell me that this is staged satire…

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      Just another dumb commercial to market a truck.

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    I just call it easy filtering.

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    I drive a hatchback.

    I’m clearly bi.

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    Now have a third picture with a million dollar supercar behind the guy. I can’t wait for this guy to make a video for this one.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTfS0nAgfuE

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    Totally not cringing myself into the ground right now.

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    Is there any bias in having the truck in red and the car in a more subtle colour? Basically, which picture draws your eye more.

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