Clean shirt, new shoes And I don’t know where I am goin’ to Silk suit, black tie I don’t need a reason why They come runnin’ just as fast as they can ‘Cause every girl’s crazy ‘bout a sharp-dressed man Gold watch, diamond ring I ain’t missin’ not a single thing And cuff links, stick pin When I step out I’m gonna do you in They come runnin’ just as fast as they can ‘Cause every girl’s crazy ‘bout a sharp-dressed man Top coat, top hat I don’t worry ‘cause my wallet’s fat Black shades, white gloves Lookin’ sharp and lookin’ for love They come runnin’ just as fast as they can 'Cause every girl’s crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man

Have no idea why you would even think this.