• friend_of_satan@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    You know what humanity needs? More division between moral authorities that claim to be speaking on behalf of god.

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      8 months ago

      I spoke to God and he told me to tell everyone to be nice to each other also he wants more high quality beer options for his servant, which is me.

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        8 months ago

        Dear God, hope you get the letter and

        I pray you can make it better down here

        I don’t mean a big reduction in the price of beer

        But all the people that you made in your image

        See them starving on their feet

        'Cause they don’t get enough to eat from God

        Can’t believe in you