Conservatives - we need funding for advertising and we don’t want to pay taxes… Great let’s cut funding to schools and hospitals, that will balance the budget! Ooooohhhh… Look, scientists… Who the fuck needs those?!? GONE! Oh yeah, surpluse time!

Civvie - Ya know that’s just for the year right…

Conservatives - Look at this glorious ad! See were doing great!

Liberal - why doesn’t anybody like me? ~starts crying~