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As you can see it’s shiny new and still has its packaging on it. It’s was so smooth and quiet!
As you can see it’s shiny new and still has its packaging on it. It’s was so smooth and quiet!
OPs reaction is how I envision my parents reacted to my birth:
“Oh she’s so shiny and new and still has the packaging on! She’s so smooth and quiet!”
Little did they know the busted, loud, dirty ho I would one day become.
My parents would say: “oh, you were so cute. [pause] What happened?”
Psh, Imma say you grew up to be even cuter!
<3
Very kind for someone who never met or even saw me. :)