That’s right yes, after we pay for his fucking hat day he gets a pay rise while we get a cost of living crisis and strikes across the board to get a few pennies.
Fuck the Royal family, take it all off them in my view, don’t let them keep a penny it’s all stolen. They can work in fucking Aldi like normal people.
Oh but the tourism!
This is the Britain we all dream of… isolated and desperate, wheeling out archaic practices and dressing in silly hats in the hope that foreigners might think it all hilarious enough to throw us a few coins.
It’s the Britain William Rees-Mogg (Jacob’s dad) dreamed of, back when he was writing books like “The Individual Sovereign” and “(The Best Time to Buy is when there is) Blood in the Streets”