• DoomsdaySprocket
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    9 months ago

    But how can we trust that your Standardized Banana is standardized to the correct standard? Has it been certified?

    I don’t want no Metric Standard Banana (MSB).

    • EmilieEvans@lemmy.ml
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      9 months ago

      The Brits will call it BBU:

      British banna unit is defined as 1 BBU = the energy to heat 1 pint of banana juice by 1°F.