Check out my new nsfw text community, [email protected].
It’s like [email protected], but for sex-related talk and stories.
@[email protected] show us your hamsap story and sex ed 🙈
Or maybe this is your alt…?
Hahah just what we need for a cold Monday morning!
Maybe i can start by editing and reposting my post-vasectomy post from reddit. it’s juicy and wet.
U have one for every workday ke?
I just google it 🙈
Which mean tomorrow is…
😂
this?
Eggcellent. 😘👌
Agree with @[email protected], “in the dark” kinda mean doesn’t know anything, “after dark” roll better.
Just my opinion 🙈
Oh damn it!
Haha, it’s okay, you can just edit the display name of the community and it will turn out alright
Huh, it works!
🥳
i think it should’ve been named !afterdark instead. oh well, it’s gonna be one of the quirks of monyet.cc i guess.
that was such an obvious one and i missed it
Lol, reddit is bringing back r/place tonight as a PR move.
Nothing they do will make me forgive them.
Was walking toward the grocery store and saw a few kitty coming out from under the closed small roadside stall, and my first instinct is to just go “miao miao miao pst pst pst” at those kitty using higher pitch voice, then a dude suddenly walk out from behind the stall and i just look toward the grocery store without making eye contact with the dude.
Felt so embarrassed i wanna hide under a rock uhuk
just imagine if the dude miao back at you 🫣
might happen if next time you meet some crazy monyet from here
Omg i don’t want to imagine that 🙈
Well last year a Chinese navy officer meowed at a US military pilot through the radio.
jangan embarrassed, be proud as a cat lover.
Shy uhuk
TIL Singaporean citizens have their race stated on their IC mainly for racial balance purposes. Like it will affect where you can live and whether you can run for president.
Yeah their racial ratio objectives is no joke
Of course it’s raining on the day I decide to drive to work 🙃
There there I’m glad today is wfh day so I don’t have to deal with the rain(it’s mostly let up by now in my area though and I normally depart around this time), but waking before 6 for work is a pain.
Yeah, it is a pain. 2 hour plus just to reach my workplace, and I had a microsleep incident, so I had to stop and nap.
Take care :(
Thanks 😘
buat mati
I wish bro
Don’t ask me details because I literally am just checking my fedi feeds today but the calckey rebrand has been unveiled and the new name is apparently firefish. Anyway was riffing on how it translates into Malay… Now, who’s going to set up an ikanbakar.social or bellamy.rd or bella.my? (ikan bakar jalan Bellamy you’ll always be famous)
ikan.api terus
edit: oops, lemmy turned those into clickable links, I am not responsible if there’s anything fishy behind the links ⚠
Ikan dipecat lmaoooo
It’s been raining long enough i have to eat a whole lot more or shiver randomly.
Woah, really that cold there?
Room thermometer says 29. me tak tahan sejuk.
Can’t keep to low calorie when it’s raaaaining for days.
This is the day i wish i can just sleep 😴
Same tbh… It takes all my energy just to stay sane
Take some of my energy then ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ∘˚˳°
Thanks buddy. but don’t forget to leave some for yourself (。・∀・)ノ
That’s such a relatable sentence 😞
hugs
Front end collision on a W177 A45s, almost all of the front ends needs to be replaced including the subframe. The radiator, condenser and intercooler also needs to be replaced because they’re either torn or snapped in half so most of the coolant is gone.
The insurance adjuster asked me if the coolant is reusable or not. That’s the dumbest question I’ve heard, coolant isn’t even that expensive, why do you think you can save money there?
That’s some stingy ass… whole front end is a write off and he’s asking if coolant can be salvaged?!
Eh he’s doing his job, at least trying to. I’m guessing he’ll cut more on our quoted labour.
Does it usually happen?
Yeah, the worst of all is Etiqa because they have their own hours
Well, 100 buck is 100 buck :x
ask him, if your milk spilled, is it still reusable? 🤦
Eh, I doubt he has any experience in automotive but it’s a pretty ridiculous question to ask.
anyone here used Trapo car mats before? are they any good?
how thick are they? i want to find the thickest possible mat to mitigate NVH lol, everybit helps.
I have Trapo. Seems pretty durable, i bought them about 2 years ago during CMCO.
I think the overall thickness is 7 mm or so (more than half cm, less than one cm). However they are pretty lightweight so don’t bet the farm on that.
Effect on NVH I cannot comment, my car doesn’t have that problem so can’t observe that.
hopefully won’t deform too much?
are they easy to keep clean and tidy?
So far no deformation. They dont curl up at the edges like the cheapo coil mat that came with the car.
Easy to clean. The grooves and pits to collect dust are diamond shaped, so it doesn’t actually trap dust. They just lets the particles drop inside. Easy to vacuum or flip out.
They are made to fit your car (assuming your car is on their list) so the fitment is very good.
Totally no regret buying them, I held off the purchase for so many years and suffered to peeling coil mat. Should have bought at least 2 years earlier.
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Naomi here, doing test comment.
Test replyssss
Test reply
I’m trying to login on Memmy and it’s asking for server name. I typed in monyet.cc but I don’t think that’s it?
Try in full plus https?
Just tried didn’t work. Paging @dcx
Thoughts?
oops, sorry how to tag people?
It’s just “monyet.cc” and your user and pass. I just tested logging in and out and it works fine for me!
Wrong password?
probably, i’m so fucking forgetful. Just went to the bank this morning cause my bank account got deactivated as i typed in the wrong password too many times.
Kena @ in full plus instance. Aiyoo good luck tho!
ok tq
Hi writing this from Memmy. Wow the UI is very sleek, reminds me of Apollo Reddit, but a bit less cluttered.
Trying to quit caffeine, what drinks do you recommend to drink in the morning. Not Milo please
Almond milk! the 137c degrees sugarless one has no weird taste.
Prefer those can easily order from koptiam 😂
Kopitiam not much choices tho :<
Yup:(
Try just drinking water and eating breakfast. I find that sometimes coffee wakes me up not because of the caffeine but filling the stomach with something.
If I eat fruits, or bread, i can work fine with just water or milo.
I did eat breakfast everyday, but still can function with coffee
All caffeine inc tea ones? Or else I’d say go for really dark pu erh teas if ur constitution can tahan
I’m looking for more kopitiam friendly drinks
Pu erh is pretty common these days… But what is it that you want replacing? Energy? sugary is your alt so maybe teh tarik (if mamak drinks got). Anything with ginseng if it’s not too heaty for you. Mouthfeel? Then just switch to decaf (if kopitiam got). Just lower caffeine? cold green tea or cham.
If you want taste to your plain water, ask for air limau but kosong (no sugar). If you can get the shops that would layan you adding a bit of salt you’ve basically halfway to an isotonic solution lol
Air suam 🙈
Need more tatste 🙈
Try tea. Technically some tea has higher caffeine but the release is more gentle, and it’s not as addictive. Then you slowly cut down on tea also
Yea…was thinking about tea too
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