Finally, thank God

Ok. Remind me in 7 days

Thank you for your merciful, sweet release! Prepare for a lawsuit if I’m still alive in 8 days

There’s something wrong with mine. It’s not spinning. Do I still get the death, or do I have to do something special? I don’t want to miss out.

Guess I’ll die!

I see this as an absolute win

In that case I’m definitely not sharing

Oh well, I had a pretty good run 🤷

Ok, I had a run.

A walk.

A pitiful waddle? Yeah, that sounds more accurate

promise?

If you said something like you will live X more days i would’ve reposted .

I survived email chains, I’ll survive this.

Probably.

Gonna put it on my calendar. Thanks.

How did Facebook 50 to 70 years old or redditors that are max 13 years old ended up hear too ?

Do you actually want us not to repost it?