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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

What is a discreet way of waking myself?

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What is a discreet way of waking myself?

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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

I need to get up without waking the wife and kids, I got a smartwatch to vibrate and it woke her. The alarm is always going to wake the house.

Is there anything else?

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Drink several glasses of water before going to bed so you wake up to pee.
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  That could work, I’d need to figure out how long it takes to get to pee time from drinking.
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    Practice, practice, practice!
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      But not too much practice
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  Damn that is genius
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