• dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    9 months ago

    Once upon a time in Valinor there were 2 shiny lights that kept Melkor up at night. “Alright,” said Melkor, “time to do something about this.”

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      9 months ago

      The shithead neighbours in my village installed some giant flood lights on top of poles. Every night I spend there, I fantasize about tearing them down. I get Melkor.

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        9 months ago

        See if you can go out and find a particularly large spider to aid you in your quest

        And perhaps an army of balrogs in case the spider becomes too much to deal with.