I find myself compelled to cast my thoughts into the void of the internet, hoping to hear some echoes back in the form of scathing remarks that capture the absolute vapidity of this horrendous shitshow, this lamentable waste of time, manpower and bandwidth.
Just “wow”, I’m at a loss of words for how bad this movie is. I’ve watched some bad movies, and almost always at least enjoyed a scene, a one liner, a concept, but maaaaaan, it’s so bad you can’t even laugh.
Please, someone, just tear this “film” a new one so that I feel I’m not alone in my sheer hatred of this incohesive collection of not even cutting room floor worthy scenes.
I’m glad I didn’t really get excited. The only thing that I was interested in was the robit (Jimmy) but I hear he didn’t have much screen time. Maybe there’s more that people haven’t uploaded to YT, but of the 3 scenes I’ve seen one of them he just runs in+pulls a trigger+runs back out. EDIT: For what it’s worth that is actually a payoff moment
I sort of hoped he’d be a cyborg and they’d go into that (or robot autonomy), but that’s definitely too much to ask when they can’t even do the basic shallow stuff right.