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Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Jordan Peterson Crying Two Minutes Into Debate With Elmo

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Jordan Peterson Crying Two Minutes Into Debate With Elmo

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Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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Public intellectual Jordan Peterson reportedly broke down into a loud sobbing fit just two minutes into a debate on the future of Western Civilization with…
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    You have no idea how much I want this to be true.

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      I’d much rather have the man disappear into the irrelevance he came from

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        Not enough schadenfreude.

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          It’s the ultimate schadenfreude, he’s already broken completely as a person, then to blow away like so much dust

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            That’s fine, but can Elmo make him cry first?

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              Probably already does.

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      Be like them and just pretend it’s true because it feels good

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        I call that nibbling the onion.

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