RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoOver 2,000 shell companies have directors aged 123 years or older, Moody's found. The oldest known human lived to 122fortune.comexternal-linkmessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1576arrow-down14cross-posted to: [email protected][email protected][email protected]
arrow-up1572arrow-down1external-linkOver 2,000 shell companies have directors aged 123 years or older, Moody's found. The oldest known human lived to 122fortune.comRobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square32fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected][email protected][email protected]
minus-squareskydivekingair@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up57·10 months agoSeveral vampires and highlanders just woke up with a lot of their cash missing.
minus-squareDeceptichum@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up46·10 months ago One listed director — at 942 years old — would have been born in the 11th century. You do not want to fuck with that elder vampire.
minus-squareRhaedas@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up15·10 months agoJust take him out for an all night party to get him drunk, and then accidentally open the door as the sun is rising.
Several vampires and highlanders just woke up with a lot of their cash missing.
You do not want to fuck with that elder vampire.
Just take him out for an all night party to get him drunk, and then accidentally open the door as the sun is rising.