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The original was posted on /r/cryptocurrency by /u/Zub_76 on 2024-01-24 10:11:38+00:00.

I’m debating whether to buy or not…so I took out my CryptoMagic 8 Ball, shook it, and it told me “Yes, time to buy!” Just to make sure it knew what it was talking about, I shook it once more and asked it, are you sure? It replied, “No, time to sell!”

Frustrated, I threw the damn thing against the wall, and it promptly rolled back in my direction. So I pick it up, and and I ask it one last time if it is sure I should sell. I give it one last shake, and it answers, “This is not financial advise, please DYOR.”

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the CryptoMagic 8 Ball (TM lol).