I was just randomly checking out what Funerals costs and was shocked how expensive it was! €3.500 to €5.500! I live in north Germany, and we have here some very deep Woods. So I was thinking what would happen if I just die there. Let’s say no one ever finds me. Are Animals just going to eat me, and will I just be gone in a couple of years?

EDIT: If someone knows what happens step by step I would be really curious to know :D

  • Zoidsberg
    34·
    11 months ago

    A tripwire that sets off a bunch of confetti when they find your corpse.

    • teft@lemmy.world
      15·
      11 months ago

      I prefer the balloon drop. If you use one of those mylar balloons it could last for 30 years and still be full of air. Just think how it would really perk up some future investigator’s afternoon.

      • Zoidsberg
        8·
        11 months ago

        How was your day, dear?

        It was… Lovely, actually.