Soy vanilla latte is a three bean salad

Coffee with milk and ice is just Bean water with fat and calcium water + Cold water…

So all in all you made the water dirty.

So true. But then… so is warm milk.

Or until the milk is frozen and iced and mixed with cream soft-served in a nice bowl with a spoon

iced milk is okay as long as you drink it before the ice melts. then, ew.

or you can blend it, then it’s a milk smoothie!

OP hasn’t ever tried horchata and it shows.