• roguetrick@kbin.social
    8·
    6 months ago

    Males put enough effort into it that they die shortly after mating, and your stingy ass won’t even go down on your girl.

    • gullible@kbin.social
      1·
      6 months ago

      He goes so hard that she dies shortly after as well. She walks funny into the grave.

      Jokes aside, I never knew that male octopuses also die after mating.

      • roguetrick@kbin.social
        6·
        6 months ago

        Essentially for both it’s hormone overload. They’ve got a gland behind their eyes that puts them into reproduction mode and once it turns on it never turns off until it kills them. They stop eating and eventually go crazy.