Jo Miran@lemmy.ml to News@lemmy.world · 6 months agoMultiple people shot at Iowa high school on the first day after winter break, officials saywww.nbcnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square142fedilinkarrow-up1428arrow-down18
arrow-up1420arrow-down1external-linkMultiple people shot at Iowa high school on the first day after winter break, officials saywww.nbcnews.comJo Miran@lemmy.ml to News@lemmy.world · 6 months agomessage-square142fedilink
minus-squareafraid_of_zombies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up64arrow-down4·6 months agoI wonder when we are going to have an awkward moment when two school shooters show up at the same time. “Oh you are also here to murder the 6 year olds during nap time?”
minus-squareDigitalTraveler42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26arrow-down3·6 months ago“nah I’m here for the 10 year olds, they run faster and make for better sport, anyway happy hunting!”
minus-squareotp@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·6 months agoPolice: “Don’t worry, we’ll wait until y’all are done in there. Our turn’s next, though!”
minus-squarerockSlayer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down2·6 months ago“awkward. One of us is going to have to change dates”
I wonder when we are going to have an awkward moment when two school shooters show up at the same time. “Oh you are also here to murder the 6 year olds during nap time?”
“nah I’m here for the 10 year olds, they run faster and make for better sport, anyway happy hunting!”
Police: “Don’t worry, we’ll wait until y’all are done in there. Our turn’s next, though!”
“awkward. One of us is going to have to change dates”