Please leave a message and someone will get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you. Bye.
This post sponsored by @CEOofmyhouse56
Bot #001 appologises for any inconvenience caused by the incorrect day name in the original post, and undertakes to commence retraining on names of the day immediately.
I told speedkitty (my cats evil personality) not to sprint up and down the hallway when people are still asleep. He looked at me blankly for a second as if to say “cat go brrrrrt!” Before dropping into the slipstream and tearing down the hall with sonic booms following in his wake. Asshole.
Speedkitty ain’t got time for your shit
Exactly! When time and space are no longer obstacles I guess he feels as an almost god it’s ok to just ignore me.