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minus-squareOmgarm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up41·1 year agoMy body was made to resemble 5 wet noodles arranged like a figurine.
minus-squareBleeping Lobster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 year agoHow do I have the form of wet noodles, with the flexibility of an autumn twig?
My body was made to resemble 5 wet noodles arranged like a figurine.
How do I have the form of wet noodles, with the flexibility of an autumn twig?
Maybe 5 barely-cooked noodles?