NSFL
Read at your own risk, some of these are truly repulsive.
- The Jolly Rancher Story (NSFW)
- The Cumbox (NSFW)
- Colby the Dog (NSFW)
- The Swamps of Dagobah (NSFW)
- Probably Nonsexual and Silly (NSFW)
- A Man and His Coconut (NSFW)
- The Doritos Story (NSFW)
Greatest Hits
- Don’t Ask How I Took This Picture
- Streetlamp Le Moose (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5)
- Grand Prix Richmond Crackstyle (NSFW)
- Today You, Tomorrow Me
- President Barack Obama AMA
- Because China
- Guy Actually Does Save Homeless Girl
- Origins of Cuil Theory
- A Wild Sketch Appears vs. Shitty Watercolor
- The Matrix is Reddit
- Colonel Chris Hadfield Talks to Reddit from Space
- Reddit Gets Classy
- France is Bacon
- Shower To Go, 2AM Chili, and 2AM ICE CHILI SHOWER
- The Perfect Pancake
- Ryan’s Rules to Success
- OP Literally Eats a Dick (NSFW)
- This Guy’s Dead Wife (NSFW)
- Shipwrecks
Funny
- The Poop Knife
- Guy Who Thinks His Sister is Hot (NSFW)
- Guy Who Pretended Not to Know What a Potato is
- Geraffes Are So Dumb
- The Saga of Kevin
- Guy Pooped His Pants at Work (NSFW)
- You Like That, You Fucking Retard? (NSFW)
- Guy Hates His Job
- Cat Facts
- A Day in the Life of a Moderator
- DarqWolff’s Intellect
- Guy Blasts Porn to Support Friend (NSFW)
- Homemade Electric Chair (NSFW)
- Reasons My Wife is Crying
- Reddit Turned Spanish
- Some Music During Sex (NSFW)
- Make Mark Zuckerberg Look More Human-like
Drama
- The /r/lgbt Mod Meltdown
- Quickmeme Banned Reddit-Wide
- DOXGATE, AKA Doxtober
- Reddit Bans Jailbait, Redditors React (NSFW)
History
- Reddit’s First Ever Post
- Reddit’s First Ever Comment
- The Great Digg Migration
- The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight
- We Did it Reddit, Boston Bombing Disaster
- Gold Rush of 2013
- The Fappening (NSFW)
- The Button
- Confession Bear Murderer (NSFW)
- The Fall of /u/Unidan
Honorable Mentions
- Pictures of Ian Sleeping, epic but not sure how to archive this.
- Origins of the Banana for Scale, images appear lost.
- Guy’s Grandpa Dies, a Photo is Found, all in comments, too messy to catalog.
- The “Broken Arms” AMA (NSFL), all in comments, too messy to catalog.
- The Woody Harrelson AMA, all in comments, too messy to catalog.
- The Jose Canseco AMA, all in comments, too messy to catalog.
- Guy with Two Dicks AMA, all in comments, too messy to catalog.
- His Name is Robert Paulson, 22,685 comments over 6 years.
Purposely Omitted
- The “ask a rapist” thread. No thanks.
(Last updated 7/10/23, still very incomplete)
There’s a few where the classic post is a reply. I’m not sure what the best way to format those would be but it would be great to have them be consistent. So here’s an example, though the joke has been done to death, the orginal should be archived.
phil8248 (17.9k points): I'd like to have sex one more time with my wife who passed away from cancer 9 years ago. My body yearns for hers. The ultimate downside to finding "the one" is she may die young and leave you wanting. somethingobscur (27.7k points): I also choose this guy's dead wife.I like it.