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Apple’s smart ring technology may not be limited to just fingers::Smart rings on fingers, smart bracelets on ankles, and smart lanyards around necks — far beyond the Apple Watch and AirPods, Apple has wide-ranging plans for a new wearable.
This is how you’ll open and start the Apple car.
Yells at penis “Hey Siri unlock car.”
Siri doesn’t work so you have to put your dick in the ignition
Policemen approach vehicle with caution “Officers, it’s not what it looks like!!”
Car thieves use dildos to hotwire their targets
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classic!