• SuddenlyBlowGreen@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    > be me, chinese triad

    > no fear

    > hanging with fellow triad bros at our safe house

    > suddenly, a weird unkempt man stumbles in at 1 am

    > goes straight up to our most feared boss

    > keeps repeating the word ‘food’ while staring at him without blinking for 5 minutes

    > his eyes are as red as blood

    > must be some kind of demon

    > we give him food to prevent the wrath of the heavens

    > he eats it, says something about explosions and stars

    > leaves

    > we’re all sweating, realizing that if we hadn’t given him food, he would have blown us up before going back to the stars

    > everyone in that room fled the country, hoping never to see the demon again

    > be me, chinese triad

    > one fear