Get some wool laundry balls and whatever scent she’d like in essential oil, add a couple of drops to one of them, or 1-2 drops to each ball if you want to be fancy.
If that isn’t enough for her, pour white vinegar in the fabric softener compartment of your washer.
You could do the laundry yourself and then she’d be the one sitting complaining on Reddit—uh, Lemmdit
I was expecting this comment :-) I do actually do the laundry and she complains that I don’t use softener.
Get some wool laundry balls and whatever scent she’d like in essential oil, add a couple of drops to one of them, or 1-2 drops to each ball if you want to be fancy. If that isn’t enough for her, pour white vinegar in the fabric softener compartment of your washer.
Replace the wife.