Survey the sex lives of Homo sapiens, and you’ll find couples, throuples, harems, and other arrangements of lovers. Fidelity, adultery, and ethically non-monogamous unions. How could one species have evolved myriad ways to mate? Concerning sex, what is natural for us humans?
Easy. Fuck anything that moves.
I would now like my co-author credit ;)
It gives me great joy to correct you.
It was actually something more like
The moving part was optional.
Damn, now you’ll want a co-author credit too
Nah, it’s cool. I’ll stay behind as the ghost writer, to only be spoken of in documentaries and by historians of ancient texts.