This seems like the place to ask. What’s going on with the Canadian teams in the olympics? Have they adopted some kind of Trump-inspired tactic of just going “nu-uh!” when blatantly caught cheating, throwing tantrums like toddlers and spreading conspiracy theories. Don’t they realise they’re embarrassing themselves and their country?

This really seems like an artificial attempt to get people watching curling. If these were my kids complaining about one of them touching a rock he wasn’t supposed to, I would tell them to get over it and stop bothering me.