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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
Ehhh. I’ll catch the next flight, and hope like hell this one crashes.
I’d go down with the ship for the good of mankind, but I have things I want to do.
My life isn’t that important, and this might be the most important hijacking in history.