I visited the Louvre recently and saw one of these fertility idols up close. They really should put some kind of warning because I immediately felt the need to unzip my pants and start furiously masturbating. It would have been embarrassing except every other museumgoer in the room was doing it as well.
i had a similar experience at the Greek Vase Painting exhibit at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. if it hadn’t been for the museum docents equipped with mops and buckets, it would have been a virtual slip n’ slide in and out of there.
I visited the Louvre recently and saw one of these fertility idols up close. They really should put some kind of warning because I immediately felt the need to unzip my pants and start furiously masturbating. It would have been embarrassing except every other museumgoer in the room was doing it as well.
i had a similar experience at the Greek Vase Painting exhibit at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. if it hadn’t been for the museum docents equipped with mops and buckets, it would have been a virtual slip n’ slide in and out of there.