pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 3 hours agoListen, if drunk me did or said something, you’ve got to take it up with drunk me. Don’t tell sober me, because we don’t know what happened. We weren’t there.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down110
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareListen, if drunk me did or said something, you’ve got to take it up with drunk me. Don’t tell sober me, because we don’t know what happened. We weren’t there.plus-squarepelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 3 hours agomessage-square5linkfedilink
owenfromcanada · 1 day agoIf your ball is too big for your mouth, it's not yours.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareIf your ball is too big for your mouth, it's not yours.plus-squareowenfromcanada · 1 day agomessage-square2linkfedilink
pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 2 days agoThe early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down11
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareThe early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.plus-squarepelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 2 days agomessage-square4linkfedilink
pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 3 days agoIf it requires fake smiling, I’m not going.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down11
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareIf it requires fake smiling, I’m not going.plus-squarepelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 3 days agomessage-square4linkfedilink
pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 6 days agoOne way to find out if you’re old is to fall down in front of a crowd. If they laugh at you, you’re still young. If they run to you concerned, you’re getting old.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up173arrow-down15
arrow-up168arrow-down1message-squareOne way to find out if you’re old is to fall down in front of a crowd. If they laugh at you, you’re still young. If they run to you concerned, you’re getting old.plus-squarepelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 6 days agomessage-square10linkfedilink
pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 4 days agoI prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down13
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.plus-squarepelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 4 days agomessage-square3linkfedilink
pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 5 days agoAn opportunist is the guy who drinks the water while the pessimist, the optimist and the realist are arguing about how full the glass is.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down13
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareAn opportunist is the guy who drinks the water while the pessimist, the optimist and the realist are arguing about how full the glass is.plus-squarepelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 5 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · edit-27 days agoCEM Joad Wisdom | "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down10
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareCEM Joad Wisdom | "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."plus-squarepelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · edit-27 days agomessage-square4linkfedilink
pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 8 days agoSam Levenson Wisdom | "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down12
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareSam Levenson Wisdom | "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite."plus-squarepelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 8 days agomessage-square3linkfedilink
pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · edit-29 days agoJaden Smith Wisdom -“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down120
arrow-up1-16arrow-down1message-squareJaden Smith Wisdom -“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”plus-squarepelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · edit-29 days agomessage-square13linkfedilink
pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 10 days ago“Have no fear of perfection – you’ll never reach it.”plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down10
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-square“Have no fear of perfection – you’ll never reach it.”plus-squarepelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · 10 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Javi@feddit.ukEnglish · 11 days agoWisdom to live life byfeddit.ukimagemessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up189arrow-down12
arrow-up187arrow-down1imageWisdom to live life byfeddit.ukJavi@feddit.ukEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Chloé 🥕@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 days agoone of the OG wiseposts :3plus-squarelemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up159arrow-down16
arrow-up153arrow-down1imageone of the OG wiseposts :3plus-squarelemmy.blahaj.zoneChloé 🥕@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · edit-212 days agoWar is God's way of teaching Americans geography.message-squaremessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up128arrow-down14
arrow-up124arrow-down1message-squareWar is God's way of teaching Americans geography.pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM · edit-212 days agomessage-square8linkfedilink
CodexArcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 12 days agoWisdom of Shitashilemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up128arrow-down10
arrow-up128arrow-down1imageWisdom of Shitashilemmy.dbzer0.comCodexArcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
