The only stories I ever see about voter fraud is either some dumbass Republican telling me it’s happening or a story where they caught a Republican committing voter fraud. This is a made up issue that is entirely the rights creation (and causation)

My cat does the same thing with his tongue when I scratch his back just right. Lickey Lickey.

Shit they are coming over to kick our asses

Technically you’re not allowed to have a storm before there’s a dude shredding death metal on a rooftop.

No shit CNN Sherlock… pretty sure it’s gonna turn out the same for Milton.

Also a lame Simpsons reference.

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Excuse, can you please use the word in a sentence?

Very well, Cromulent is a hard word to spell

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Yep you’re correct…it was a (bad) old Simpsons reference when someone had cromulent information

Hey … I’d like to sign up for your newsletter

Stop it…stop reading my thoughts

Is it not sometimes‽

Thanks…I’m trying to make the place suck less

Well no shit…okay fair enough

… I thought my comment sounded ignorant enough to come of sarcastically as I had intended. Irregardless, I’ll be more pacific.

It’s roads scholars… And the pretty lady on the internet app said I will have all of my things back when I pay her my IRS fines with Walmart iTunes cards or Amazon…

The paradox of intolerance is not a paradox. Tolerance is a social contract, folks who demand us tolerate intolerance are violating the social contract and should be ignored.

I can tell you’ve never been to Baltimore in August… You see a junkie slowly shuffling down the street wearing sweats in 100° weather… Zombies make a bit more sense.

Wait but I’m pretty good with geometry and I looked at the map on the news and the dotted line and where “yoo am here” is different so I’m okay right? It’s close but they don’t touch

I know I’m one “not team fascist” vote in Florida that wasn’t there for the last election. So there’s that.

When this is all settled and done am sure we will find out Russia has had a hand in stirring up the Middle East shenanigans with Iran… As part of their boulder strategy to disrupt American support of the Ukraine war … cuz if you think about it in the end if he strategically wins in Ukraine it legitimize this is worldview and it is real get surprised by Iran… Perhaps with Russia’s help we might get an uh-oh… The big kind

Not quit my birthday I was finishing COVID…3 days later father’s funeral was just … Not going to lie Not the ideal way to celebrate a birthday… It reminds you of your mortality in real time but then also it sucks your father died… At least in my situation it definitely did.