I think it was a legitimately more fun game, and quite a bit more approachable. The production wasn’t quite as polished, but pound for pound I think I had a better time with it.

I remember Immortals: Fenyx Rising looking like a shameless, soulless ripoff of Breath of the Wild. Turned out to be an amazingly fun game that didn’t take itself as seriously as Zelda but had a tremendously satisfying gameplay loop and some really solid humor.

This isn’t that though. This is gonna be some creatively bankrupt trash.

And it did give us this.

https://youtu.be/wDX6OgYDDWo

VR is going to win this for me multiple times over. Half Life: Alyx; Resident Evils 7, 8, and 4; Pavlov; The Exorcist: Legion, A Chair in a Room: Greenwater; Batman: Arkham VR; the list goes on.

Presumably one where Conor McGregor beats the shit out of a blind Peruvian nun or something.

Ribbed for my pleasure

My father is a full-tilt Republican Asshole and if his father was alive today, I think he’d kick my shitty father’s teeth in for what he’s become.

The answer to all of this is simply that The Dark Knight Rises is an inexplicably terrible movie in nearly every conceivable way. It’s terrible in a vacuum but as a follow up to The Dark Knight, it’s inexcusably stupid and bad.

vertebral spine fractures (which this batman also miraculously survives)

Yes but have doctors tried “hanging you from ropes for a while”?

Exactly. Going away from claymation was not the best, but it still has plenty of good humor and fun in it.

Flushed Away is a perfectly unironically enjoyable film.

Holtzmann made that movie. I still tingle when she goes to town with the dual proton pistols.

This is the hell we deserve

A teenager’s wacky scientist friend invents a time machine, but the boy finds himself stranded 30 years in the past, in 1955. Now he has to find his way back to his own timeline, but his own mother seems to be more interested in him than his father now, threatening his very existence! Shit, is this what love feels like?

Just offering the sweet release of death to my fellow humans with consciences.

I’ve read about ballers who pop the top and drop the appropriate weight of dry ice in. There are tutorials out there but it’s scarier than I’m willing to take on.

Don’t look at me though, I use Drinkmate.

Party not in headline, turns out to be a Republican. DRINK!

With current sales, the AnkerMake line is quite inexpensive and my experience with the M5 has been incredible. No 3D printer is truly no-hassle, but I think this is as close as it comes. Tons of QoL features like auto bed leveling, magnetic PEI plate, streaming video, and so on. It’s the closest thing I’ve ever seen to plug in and go as far as 3D printers go (some very easy assembly required though).

https://www.ankermake.com/blackfriday2024

Is it “everything”? I bet it’s “everything”.

I’m not going to read this article because it’s clickbait and I can’t stand looking at their stupid fucking faces.