I’m giving all my belongings to charity. But I don’t expect them to actually take any of it. I’m so generous like that. Praise me for being so generous!

You can tell because his mouth is open

Next thing you know he’ll send ICE to kick down the doors of poor families homes at dinner time and take away the food from the table.

Well, then the moment either you or one of you neighbor gets as much of a penny you are now stuck in a loop of exponential money duplication that will rapidly result in a planet-destroying black hole

Seymour Skinner, being briefly self-reflective.

Takes trillions of dollars out of the American people’s pockets. Gives some of it back to make himself look generous.

That’s just a tax return.

Told you so. For years.

Because it is what the dictators he admires have been doing.

Wouldn’t all his neighbors receive two of that box though?

Jeremy Clarkson, briefly expressing concern before moving on.

This is enviable.

Being able to eat 12 tacos in a meal and remaining skinny like that

The middle wolf should be photoshopped to be smaller

Trust me, stepping in that hotel room alone made me feel unbelievably happy at that point.

Either that or fat men BBQing

Still, LDR meant I wasted the cost of travel and had to add the unexpected cost of a hotel.

I wish. In the last LDR I was in what happened instead is she revealed herself to be an absolute psycho control freak with a penchant for psychological and emotional abuse.

Great. Now bring back Windows 7

Other organizations should also create their own peace prize and give it to anyone but Trump

You’re telling me I’ve been brushing twice a day all my life for nothing?

Man, what a bummer.

I don’t see the point you’re trying to make here. You sound like you’re trying to disprove my point that more velocity won’t necessarily equate to overpenetration and “penciling through” with minimal damage but you all you did is explain that overpenetration means unused kinetic energy. Which is usually true depending on the situation but doesn’t disprove what I said.

The rest is just unrelated edgy statements. But yeah, downvote me. What the fuck do I know, I’ve only worked for 15 years in weapons and ballistics.