KinderCare announced today that, effective immediately, the cost of child care will require parents to sacrifice an arm or a leg—possibly both if they desire premium services such as snacks, lunch, and sunscreen.
“Given the current state of inflation and the rapidly rising costs of literally everything, it was only a matter of time before we had to re-evaluate the economic structure of child care.” KinderCare spokesperson Louie Lootermore said.
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At press time Tattletale Times still has not received a response from Kindercare about what they plan to do with all of the limbs.
In other news, the secondary ticket selling site Stubhub, forced by RICO litigation to be to divested from parent company Ticketmaster, announced its revamped business model selling gently used arms and legs to amputees. The supplier for its limbs for sale is unknown at this time.
