“However, there was no warhead attached, meaning there was never any danger to the community.”

Oh so the title is a lie? If there’s no nuclear warhead, it’s. Just. A. Missle.

I can’t believe we finally found Jeff.

That’s pretty cool, the rocket I mean, not the fact the museum unironically thought the guy had a functioning nuke. I’m glad they let him keep it.

Dey’re takin our bombs…